EPIC DENTAL: Cinnamon Xylitol Mints, 180 pc

Why is all cinnamon packaging red and not, say, purple or yellow or taupe? People say taupe is soothing.

And these mints are soothing ... in a puma-purring-in-your-lap kinda way. From the moment the package arrives, and you pry the box-top, you’ll smell that smell: Cinnamon. Hearty, passionate, hot-sultry-secret cinnamon.

Oh, that’s why it’s red. Got it.

Sugar-free and sweetened exclusively with xylitol, Epic’s Cinnamon mints send your mouth for a spin as part of your daily six grams that dentists worldwide recommend to help stop tooth decay.

What’s more (or less) is that all of Epic’s mints are slightly softer than your typical mint. That is to say, suck ‘em to your heart’s content, but if you choose to chew, chip, or bite down real good, they give way with grace and understanding. You won’t chip a tooth on Epic’s watch. We like teeth too much.